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My Horizontal Life A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler

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Published by Bloomsbury USA .
Written in English

Subjects:

  • Sexuality,
  • Man-woman relationships,
  • Entertainment & Performing Arts - Actors & Actresses,
  • Biography & Autobiography,
  • Biography / Autobiography,
  • Biography/Autobiography,
  • Sex,
  • Entertainment & Performing Arts - Comedians,
  • Biography & Autobiography / Entertainment & Performing Arts,
  • Entertainment & Performing Arts - General

Book details:

The Physical Object
FormatPaperback
Number of Pages213
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL8786488M
ISBN 101582346186
ISBN 109781582346182

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Jun 06,  · Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion/5. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion.4/5(1). Nov 19,  · My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship /5. Aug 01,  · My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship 4/5.

Apr 30,  · My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion/5(). Feb 11,  · My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion/5(K). My Horizontal Life The story starts with seven-year old girl having photographed her parents having sex. She discusses her quest for sex with a "black man," which doesn't work out because the date she finds on prideinpill.com has a penis so large, she "would have had to be the size of the Lincoln Tunnel to accommodate that thing."4/5(25). My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands is a best-selling book by Chelsea Handler that was published in The book is a collection of stories about the author's various one-night stands. The book was a success that helped her to launch her writing career Author: Chelsea Handler.

It's the pain of being betrayed by a person with whom you've fallen in love. It's not as serious as death, but it feels a whole lot like it, and as I've come to learn, pain is pain any way you slice it.” ― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands. Apr 30,  · My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a /5(53). May 12,  · My horizontal life by Chelsea Handler, May 12, , About the Book. dont know havent read it yet First Sentence. I WAS SEVEN years old when my sister told me she'd give me five dollars to run upstairs into my parents' room while they were having sex and take a picture. Jun 01,  · MY HORIZONTAL LIFE A COLLECTION OF ONE-NIGHT STANDS by Early on, Simpson describes the book she didn’t write: “a motivational manual telling you how to live your best life.” Though having committed to the lucrative deal years before, she “walked away,” fearing any sort of self-help advice she might give would be hypocritical. Author: Chelsea Handler.